Voluntary Involuntary Collaboration Program

Contact if you are interested.  Paypal accepted and preferred.

Sometimes I'll vandalize landscape paintings sent to me by the general public.  If you have a landscape painting you want me to populate with some kinda critter or another, send me an image.  If I paint something and you want it back, generally speaking you can purchase it for $100 plus return shipping.  If you don't want it back, I'll buy it from you for $10.  Details follow:


  • It must be a landscape/cityscape/seascape.
  • It must be an actual painting and not a print - either oil or acrylic on canvas.  There are exceptions to this.  Let me know if you think it may be a print.
  • You must send a digital photograph of the painting.
  • You must have purchased the painting at a second-hand store, thrift store, yard sale, or the like.  There are exceptions to this.
  • Please do not send paintings purchased from original artists legitimately trying to sell their work, or from art dealers and the like.  If you’ve purchased a painting for less than ten dollars from somewhere you wouldn’t normally go to seek out art, you’re probably on the right track.  There are exceptions to this, especially when the original artist is no longer among the living.  Please let me know whatever provenance you might be aware of in regard to your landscape painting. 
  • I will also accept original work painted by you or someone you know who wants their painting vandalized by a stranger.


  • You mail me the painting.
  • I paint a monster of some sort into the painting.
  • I send you a digital image of the painting when it’s finished.
  • You decide whether or not you want the painting.
  • If you don’t want it, I will purchase it from you for ten dollars.
  • If you do want it, you can purchase it back, including shipping costs.
  • Regardless of your decision, I will likely photograph the finished piece and offer it as a print through my website.
  • All transactions will take place through Paypal.
  • If you have any questions, feel free to contact me via email or Facebook.